Congrats to model Claudia Schiffer and actress Amy Adams, who both gave birth to baby girls recently. In related news, tarty, half-witted British singer Lily Allen is still not pregnant — or so she says. Well if you’re still smoking cigs like the last time you had a miscarriage, thank goodness. Here’s a gratuitious picture, above, of Claudia not pregnant, and a shot, below, of Lily being her tarty self.

Former Food Network chef Juan-Carlos Cruz has pleaded not guilty in hiring for trying to have his wife, Jennifer Campbell, murdered. The chef supopsedly hired homeless men to the deed. But wait, there’s more. There was possibly a murder/ suicide plot having to do with her inability to have children, and wanting to end her life — something against her Catholic upbringing.

Sympathies to John Travolta, whose dogs were killed by an airport service vehicle in Bangor, Maine. Travolta and his wife own a home in Isleboro, Maine and were passing through Bangor.

Kelly Killoren Bensimon, above, is threatening to quit Facebook. If you have no idea who she is, don’t feel bad. She’s a cast member of the TV show Real Housewives of New York City. Why is she quitting? Seems like someone wrote something hurtful and “wasted her time.” Poor woman. She must have grown up believing everyone in the world would like her. There, now you’re informed and won’t have to add her. But who knows, maybe Facebook co-founder Mark Zuckerberg (a 26 year old worth over a billion), who’ll be depicted in an upcoming movie about the social networking website, will give her a call to change her mind. Yeah, right.

Originally posted on May 18, 2010 @ 8:08 am